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A crime was committed...

  • Heather Irwin
  • Jul 6, 2015
  • 2 min read

....... Dexter strikes again

No no, not the TV show... Dexter, aka Fat-Boi, McFat, DumbDumb, Idiot Factory... and today...Asshole suits him best.

I had spent the past few days preparing for a open house, so I could introduce products to new customers, as well as educate my distributors. I spent time planting new plants, flowers, a TON of mint and lavender to fight off mosquitos.

However I had to go to work today, therefore I didnt have time to finish up everything while I was at work. That being said, my sweet husband had went to work out back making sure that everything would be done for me.

In addition, he planned on taking the boys away for the evening as well. My friend Bethany was joining me to put together the finishing touches for the party.

Anyway, as I am sitting at work, I recieve a photograph from my husband with the comment "Ummm, I think you need to come home. I need help...."

The picture on the left is the picture I recieved, in addtion to one other photo of the rest of the damage he had caused.

Needless to say, I had to finish up a lot of things at work rather quickly, so I could hustle home and assit in cleaning up my formerly prestine deck and yard.

He had taken it upon himself to uproot EVERY SINGLE plant I had in a pot. It wasnt an insane amount. But we are talking about 7-10 pots. Even worse.. he abused the flowers and plants as if they were play toys.

He has NEVER done this before. Granted.. I also never plant any plants.. due to my black thumb. But he has never dug up plants in the yard. So why did he do this? Of all freaking days.. why today? I honestly dont get it.

After the party ended, I was sitting back relaxing. Just going over the evening, and cleaning up. I had shamed Dexter enough, that this was the face he gave me. He just was sitting there.. looking at me. With this face... I would like to think it is guilt. I sort of feel like he is smug tho.

This very well could be the writing on the wall for my garden.....


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